In response to this: http://askblitzanything.tumblr.com/post/25554380962/show-us-your-plot
I tried asking my unicorn mother and unicorn father why I’m a unicorn, but they just laughed at me. They’re clearly keeping some kind of secret from me.

I tried asking my unicorn mother and unicorn father why I’m a unicorn, but they just laughed at me. They’re clearly keeping some kind of secret from me.

I misread your question the first time. Clever girl.

I misread your question the first time. Clever girl.

You’d think they’d have noticed that it was just made of foam.

You’d think they’d have noticed that it was just made of foam.

Totally.

Totally.

Didn’t you learn remedial time math in school?

Didn’t you learn remedial time math in school?