Ask Olthar Hooves

In response to this: http://askblitzanything.tumblr.com/post/25554380962/show-us-your-plot

I tried asking my unicorn mother and unicorn father why I’m a unicorn, but they just laughed at me. They’re clearly keeping some kind of secret from me.

I misread your question the first time. Clever girl.

You’d think they’d have noticed that it was just made of foam.

Totally.

Didn’t you learn remedial time math in school?